The Bottom Ten Instant Noodles Of All Time

So after sampling so many varieties of instant noodles over the years, of course there have been some that I didn’t like. There also were some that are so memorable for how awful they were. After people asked what my least favorites were a few times, I thought I should just make a list of them.
多年来我一直试吃不同种类方便面，当然会遇到我不喜欢的类型。有些方便面甚至难吃到让人无法忘记的程度。好几次都有人问我最不喜欢那些方便面，所以我觉得应该列个清单出来。

I should point out that these are on the list because I couldn’t stand them. I’m pretty sure they are all still in production, and the only reason they would be is that people somewhere find them enjoyable.
需要指出的是，这份清单里的产品都是我个人最不喜欢的。我确信这些方便面在市面上都有销售，因为总会其它地方的人喜欢它们的口味。

So who knows – you might have a completely different opinion on these than me, but I found them to be absolutely the worst of the worst. With that, here’s The Bottom Ten Instant Noodles Of All Time, 2013 Edition.
谁知道呢，你也许和我有完全不同的观点，但我认为没有哪种方便面能比下面的更难吃。以下就是“史上十大最难吃方便面(2013年版)”。

#10: Wei Lih Instant Noodles With Artificial Beef Flavored Soup Stock – Taiwan

#10: Wei Lih Instant Noodles With Artificial Beef Flavored Soup Stock – Taiwan第十名：维力香辣牛肉面——台湾

I’ve had issues with broth being too salty before, but the lack of flavor in this one wasn’t tolerable. The flavor had a very ‘fake beef’ taste to it which was not at all enjoyable.
我以前总不喜欢太咸的汤，但这种方便面的寡淡无味简直难以忍受。调料包里的牛肉味特别假，一点儿都不好吃。

#9: GreeNoodle Miso Made With Moroheiya – Thailand

#9: GreeNoodle Miso Made With Moroheiya – Thailand第九名：绿泡面味噌口味——泰国

The noodles had a flavor I found to be akin to dirt – very strange. In the original review, I comment that the broth was ‘nightmarish.’
我发现这种面的味道跟土一样，特别奇怪。在我之前的评论中，曾说它的面汤就是“一场噩梦”。

#8: Fashion Food Oriental Flavor Instant Noodles – Thailand

#8: Fashion Food Oriental Flavor Instant Noodles – Thailand第八名：Fashion Food东方口味泡面——泰国

These noodles came in a nice little plastic bowl with lid, As cool as that is, it didn’t make up for some seriously funky noodles and vile broth and veggies.
这种方便面装在带盖子的塑料小盒里，看着很漂亮，却没法弥补里面令人作呕的面条和肮脏浑浊的面汤、蔬菜。