What to Say When You’ve Failed

Well, you gave it your best shot, and you failed miserably. Now it’s time to take it like a man. Some polite phrases include:

Duōxiè nǐ, nǐ tài kèqìle.
多谢你，你太客气了。
Thank you so much, you’re too polite!

Xià cì wǒ qǐng nǐ ba.
下次我请你吧。
Next time I’ll treat you!

Xià cì yīdìng ràng wǒ lái.
下次一定让我来。
Next time definitely let me pay.

Then you should go ahead and hang your head in shame. Because you suck, you cheap failure.